Show What 'cha Got: I ain't got much...

I took my first (and not the last) ass whippin' of 2009 this past week.

Massage on Wednesday brought tears to my eyes. Really. It hurt.

First was Laroo's birthday ride on Friday with multiple stops at PJ's house for PBR...It snowed on us. That was the first sign of a shit ride. Cush took us up some climbs for 140 lbers like himself....Mix in a steak, dude. I mean really. Eat something!

It was fun but hurt me. Which was his point, I'm sure.

I have NEVER seen a garage full of more high end bike $hit in my life...If my wife gives it to me for having tooooo many, I will drive her to Cushenboro and show his selection to shut her up.

Friday, later in the evening, Shovel came over with wife and kid in tow. He was 100% for the Derby and both crits as of 10PM Friday night...I wasn't holding my breath.

Saturday Kuklic and I rolled to SMC and about. Good easy spin.

Sunday brought the pain.

Waffles at Kuklics were great.

6 of us rolled out of there and hooked up with the derby on the road. No Rich. Big suprise there.
Skorochod was out shooting photos. He takes nice pics for sure.
Huge group with Torch and another dude drilling off the front by themselves for absolutely no reason ON THE WAY OUT. You go guy.

At the turn it was tailwind sufferfest. Fast and Hard. Empire dudes, Billy, some random former Canadian road race champion, etc.
This dude hurt everyone on the Derby and the first crit, photo: Hannah Hayduk

I rolled thru a few times to do my part but I shouldn't have. Glad the group was so big as I sag climbed Topton.

Both crits were fast and hard as well. My legs were shattered.

Monkey Knife Fight this weekend. Gonna hurt.

The real winner is...Mr. Chanel Sunglasses: